Um....What Now?
We thought this was some sort of joke - like Shaved had taken over the Crime In Boystown blog:
- He's facing hard time. But the court may let him plead down to a misdewiener.
Cops caught up with a 24-year-old burglar Sunday afternoon because he took a break from his escape to masturbate in a nearby gangway, police said.
A Wicker Park resident called police around noontime after seeing a man enter his home and steal an iPad in the 2000 block of West Le Moyne.
Cops were speaking with the victim when another 911 call was dispatched: A woman on a nearby street said a man was masturbating outside of her house—and her description of the man closely matched the burglary offender.
Officers said they rolled up to the woman’s home just in time to see Michael Gentry take off running. They caught up with him in a yard in the 1400 block of North Leavitt.
He just happened to be carrying an iPad and the burglary victim was able to identify him, police said.
Gentry is charged with one count of burglary. Bail is set at $250,000.
Knowing Dart and Foxxx, the $250,000 bail isn't for the burglary - that was a I-bond no doubt.
Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Cindy Shame leaving Mass Trans, going back to Lt at Midway than retire,
Crazy Kim in Mass Trans seen buying Sgts uniforms at vcg , another political hack who has done nothing but lived off her husbands coat tails!
A temporarily successful burglary is quite exciting........
Perv boy is going to have all kinds of fun at IDOC.
I will say one big thing in his defense.
He didn't rape anyone.
With a double-entendre leadoff line like 'he's facing hard time', it's easy to confuse this with an Onion story, SCC.
Let he who has never rubbed one out in a gangway while watching gay porn on a stolen iPad cast the first stone.
I suspect the Keesing Bandit is preparing a statement as we speak.
2017 MVP
Bring back Detective Shaved LC or I'll shut down Michigan Ave.
I did this once but it wasn't after a burglary. I was coming back in from taking out my garbage and I just couldn't wait.
He was caught red handed
lol.i miss shaver.damn was he good.
Wacking it on a foot chase?.....another reason not to chase these guys
It like where were those guys who pulled up to the basket ball court and shot up the kid, at a time like this... shit
I miss shaved.
But what was he watching on the ipad? Could be embarrassing for the victim.
SPANKDADDY?????????????????????????
Don't charge him with a felony and give him hard time. Why ruin his life, when he is trying to get it all together and maybe join the Marine Corps.
What a jagoff
Horrors! I have never burglarized a house nor stole an I-Pad.
Things I did in gangways will go unsaid.
By the way, I miss my Shavey too.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Cindy Shame leaving Mass Trans, going back to Lt at Midway than retire,
8/17/2017 12:02:00 AM
Great news. Now we don't have to read your lame posts about her that nobody cares to hear about.
He was using 2 hand-held devices.
Chase someone? Your as soft as the offender.
Difference between Cook County v. Du Page. You guys locked him up on the burglary charge. In Du Page we would have added the weeny whacking and other offenses because we do. We want to make sure his arrest records tells others who he is. Plus we want to try and get him pegged as a sex offender so he does not end up as a janitor in an elementary school. We call it out here our version of crime prevention. He will not fare well with a Du Page jury.
gen·try
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noun
people of good social position, specifically (in the UK) the class of people next below the nobility in position and birth.
Keep the I pad
OK OK I'll take the easy one " he is just 1 jack-off"
The success of the burglary had to have a happy ending.
What part don't-cha guys understand.
Does anyone know if Shaved resurrected his blog? If so, please post the new address. True News & Alt News have been down for quite a while.
Would it be considered iod or medical if you slipped in his goo and hurt your knee while chasing this burglary offender
Oh how I miss "Shaved". Hard to get news happening on the SW Side!
So which is most tolerable by liberal Wicker Pk?
The increase of jobless feral nomads ?
The all too frequent lenient prosecutions ?
The self pleasuring on the way to the pawn shop because he needed food ?
Chances of a victim court appearance are slim.
I feel sorry for the poor copper who won the 3 legged chase and had to search Sticky Fingers Gentry.
Happy ending for all.
I got a dollar that says the rob-ee doesn't want his iPad back.
How deep do the fools plea this down to?
He got arrested again recently for trying to sell a stolen bike on OfferUp. He was trying to "pull" a fast one.
Victim must have had some really good porn on his ipad.
no word if this was a classic case of jagoffinteruptus. love you shaveski.
The 019 shit parade. No surprise when yuppies pay high taxes and minimal Police. Now armed home invasion In southwest suburbs, house wives packing guns in their own homes. Most people refuse to think about their own personal security until something happens. That is reactive instead of proactive.
I worked long and hard on this case.
I'm reminded of that scene from Slapshot, where the GM Joe McGrath (Strother Martin) is talking to Reggie Dunlop about a player he traded for who was a compulsive masturbator, even jerked off in the penalty box.
Offender will say its a bad deal he is getting the shaft
The victim is likely a, Rahm - Dart - Peckerwinkle voter, so if he walks it will be justice served.
Come back Shaved, we miss your smart ass!
Will Dart throw him a pizza party?
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