Sunday, June 18, 2017

Latest Design

This one incorporates many "Chicago values:"


The blood, the duct taped mirror, the bullet holes.

Very Chicago.

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54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best one yet.

6/18/2017 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eat my Shorts! Purchased with uniform allowance but now not allowed to wear....over 90 degrees wft?

6/18/2017 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay focused. Manpower! Fop? Graham???? Marty?

6/18/2017 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have tact be seniority based. They are now cancelling days off on the watch! Might as well work tact and work days some times with no calls.........

6/18/2017 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a copper but mind if I play along? ...
Blue & white color scheme too "triggery" colors of the rainbow will bring peace to the 'hood for sure.

Also a previous thread had "Driver carries no cash" and that's a must have I think. Alternately perhaps too an add-on ... "Neither Does Our Pension."

6/18/2017 01:00:00 AM  
Blogger Hydra said...

You forgot the temporary tags, and a "doughnut" spare on the left front.

6/18/2017 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is special ed in the back? Racist.

6/18/2017 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Rahm is driving then it really should be a bus type vehicle..... like the bus Rahm is always throwing CPD under.

6/18/2017 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie telling Rhamicide to "get us the fuck out a here"...

6/18/2017 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really like the, um, colorful wheels, lol!!!

6/18/2017 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed being driven to a play date.
How about a party bus with all the usual
Suspects?

6/18/2017 06:43:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Police should be allowed to wear shorts. They look so cute.

I am only talking about the guys, not the icky girls.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/18/2017 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Eat my Shorts! Purchased with uniform allowance but now not allowed to wear....over 90 degrees wft?


You don't have the legs for it. Trust me, you don't.

6/18/2017 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Johnny the Janitor said...

Best one yet but need something designating Chicago as a sanctuary city.

6/18/2017 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY..wait a minute...How did he get a working PDT? I noticed the car doesn't have a cam and mics...did they make proper notifications?

6/18/2017 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you give up all of your contractual rights going on tact. sorry be careful what you wish for boys and girls

6/18/2017 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

have Herbie Pulger design it. He seems a mayoral favorite..





Ol' Arky Sgt

6/18/2017 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/18/2017 12:07:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Eat my Shorts! Purchased with uniform allowance but now not allowed to wear....over 90 degrees wft?

6/18/2017 12:29:00 AM

Learn to read general orders. The shorts are unprofessional looking anyways

6/18/2017 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Herbie has recovered from his shock and horror of the reaction to his stamp, maybe he could help out tricking out the cars. I would understand if he wants to avoid crying.

6/18/2017 09:28:00 AM  
Blogger Birds&Blooms said...

On the police car....No guns allowed. 'gun with slash sign.' Chiraq Police....lol, too funny.

6/18/2017 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn joe, that contest still going on ?
I should have spent the $5 for a Photoshop app.
Where's The Link Accepted sign?
How about adding a 5th star on the Chicago flag for the City's support of El Santuario¿
Yet to see anything with a la fuerza vibe, wazzzzz-up?

¡ Slam dat spenshin' main !

6/18/2017 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like local justice involved individual is already helping us with new designs on the NW side.

Maybe we should just leave this up to the community to graffiti/spray paint all of them?

Super unique designs for all.

6/18/2017 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It needs a spare tire, a wrecked up fender to go along with rust, a cracked windshield an illegal alien driving a bit of money flying off the back (in conjunction with Rahm following in a limo collecting it up and handing loot bags off to Mike Madagin.

Other than that, this is the best one yet.

6/18/2017 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ald. O’Shea seeks to rub out massage parlor abuses" - http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/ald-oshea-proposes-crackdown-on-massage-parlors/

You know, that epidemic of rub&tugs in the 19th ward must be stopped. Think of the children!

6/18/2017 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



A winner, best one so far.
All other submissions are all in second place,
And each will receive a second place trophy.


6/18/2017 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missing the coat hangar antenna.

6/18/2017 11:36:00 AM  
Blogger Michael Spaargaren said...

Love the duct tape.

6/18/2017 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the city motto should be " We all got to learn to bleed a little"

6/18/2017 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need Lt nakia at the wheel.

6/18/2017 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best one so far!!!

6/18/2017 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with all the real problems in the city, this has got to the most stupid waste of time and energy. new design. why? I thought the mayers of Chicago could never find a superintendent dumber than Leroy martin. sadly, I was wrong.

6/18/2017 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They keep getting better and better

6/18/2017 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did a Sgt put in the booster seat for 9.5?

6/18/2017 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be on the lookout for a Metallic Charcoal Grey Nissan Armada with Texas License Plates that has a Hispanic Man with short, parted hair and a mustache. While driving today along Western, from about Archer all the way up to 23rd, with his two small children in the backseat and what was presumably the mother in the front seat, he was swerving in and out of traffic. As we were approaching 23rd, I tried to switch lanes and didn't realize he was behind me, he sped up, cut me off and slammed on the brakes. The car behind me almost hit me. He then proceeded to try and cut me off again, then made a u-Turn and headed South along Western, motioning as though he was about to pull something on me. Chalk it up as Road Rage, yes. But there was something about this man and the sense of his entitlement, or his fear for lack of consequences that led me to believe he was one of two things: A.)High-ranking gang banger B.)A member of the Cartel. It was around 1:15 PM, if anyone has the resources to pull the video.

I'd go to the station to file a report, but it doesn't seem like the resources are there. Hopefully though, this man and vehicle are known and he does something somewhere to warrant him to pull over. He is exactly the problem with this city and country altogether.

6/18/2017 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best one so far! Love it!

6/18/2017 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

motioning as though he was about to pull something on me. Chalk it up as Road Rage, yes. But there was something about this man and the sense of his entitlement, or his fear for lack of consequences that led me to believe he was one of two things: A.)High-ranking gang banger B.)A member of the Cartel. It was around 1:15 PM, if anyone has the resources to pull the video.

@@@@@@ or a cpd exempt

6/18/2017 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should be ass hat Johnson doing the driving, cause 9.5 points to a bunch of PPOs or cops who got beefs a boilin... and Johnson is ready to sick em' --- he is like "good luck paying your mortgage when I am done wif ya" fucker almost sounds like the 1960s batsman character Penguin 🐧

6/18/2017 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Needs some chalkies on the drivers door as a counter.

6/18/2017 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting...

For the last several weeks the Fibune
has had a blanket comment section black-out
on the leading accounts of the mayhem, murder,
joyful hatred and willful ignorance on
vivid display in the strongholds of
Rahm Emanuel's most valued and useful
constituents in Chicago.

Trying to salvage the irredeemable
by pretending what's happening isn't
happening.

Maybe this is tied in with Rahm
running from hard, awkward and pointy
questions regarding the explosively
incontinent violence of his favored
demographic subset.

Spraying everywhere and getting on
people who despite their best efforts
are trying to protect themselves from
being hit by the stinking stuff.

That includes Policemen too.

"Why y'all actin' like y'all don't
care about us? That's why we hate
y'all."

Meanwhile, every SJW/Grievance Industrial Complex
swing-dick and hang-tit are all in on a bullshit
"Federal Consent Decree" that the current iteration
of DOJ said they aren't seeking...

The SJW/GIC and all the affiliated shysters,
community activists, joyful haters and the like
are all lined up because this is their vehicle by
which to liver out their wet dream to "De-Fund Tha' Po-leece."

Nobody saying shit about the non-stop
death rituals being performed by Dude Inc.,
a wholly owned subsidiary of Rahm & Co.

"The Police are the problem here in Chicago...
Once we fix them, everything else will fall in place."

6/18/2017 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The boys heading to North London,
Finsbury Park, Seven Sisters Road:
Van hits pedestrians
We ARE One World, and our Pimp Mobile
Will really get their attention.
(We can launder that City Cash at Ladbroke's
And score some bespoke suits off duty)

6/18/2017 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire
Wearing Bermuda Shorts with windows
Up and the A.C. blasting.
Dealer Plates from Angelo's Auto Emporium.
Slicks, rims, run-flats, undercarriage neon.
NOS. Easy terms.
Low FICO? NO Problem. We do subprime.

6/18/2017 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't serve bread
If you're throwing stones

6/18/2017 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit! That's hilarious!!!!

6/18/2017 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm Emanuel dressed by Edward Sexton,
Bespoke Tailoring in Knightsbridge.
Fast Eddie wardrobe courtesy Men's
Department, Sears.

6/18/2017 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want a new car and a color T.V.
3/5's of a Mile in 10 Seconds

6/18/2017 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfect lmbo

6/18/2017 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be on the lookout for a Metallic Charcoal Grey Nissan Armada with Texas License Plates that has a Hispanic Man with short, parted hair and a mustache. While driving today along Western, from about Archer all the way up to 23rd.

Holy sh*t, i think this nut job was driving along side me today when leaving work. It was W/B on Archer from Pulaski. He kept driving close, over the yellow dotted line like pushing me into oncoming traffic. I didn't waiver and looked at him but he wouldn't look at me. I thought strange, is it intentional or just poor driving skills.if i see him again i will call 911.

6/18/2017 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc I hate this picture!!! Bullet holes in a marked Cpd squad car? What kind of message are you trying to send that it's ok for people to shoot at the police !

6/18/2017 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we promote political hacks

6/18/2017 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Missing the coat hangar antenna.

6/18/2017 11:36:00 AM

Niiice!

Can we have a dry cleaner bag taped around
the busted back window too?

Maybe an old style orange temp tag?

A "Para Vende - Cheep!"
sign on the dash?

Gawd...
Been on this job too long...

6/19/2017 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

have Herbie Pulger design it. He seems a mayoral favorite.

*******************

Speaking of ol Herbie, he's a current resident at Stateville Correctional.
https://www.illinois.gov/idoc/OFFENDER/Pages/InmateSearch.aspx

6/19/2017 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Needs a Protected by Magnum Insurance sticker on the bumper and a COEXIST sticker.

6/19/2017 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

e on the lookout for a Metallic Charcoal Grey Nissan Armada with Texas License Plates that has a Hispanic Man with short, parted hair and a mustache. While something on me. Chalk it up as Road Rage, yes. But there was something about this man and the sense of his entitlement, or his fear for lack of consequences that led me to believe he was one of two things: A.)High-ranking gang banger B.)A member of the Cartel. It was around 1:15 PM, if anyone has the resources to pull the video.

Making the jump from a road rage @sshole to a Texas plate drug cartel member is quite a leap!

6/19/2017 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reguarding road rage be aware of all vehicles around you at all times.stay focused give everyone a break when ever possible try to stay away from the pack.never drive anywhere without having a predetermined route plan so you don't have to make a last second move .get into the correct lane at least 6 blocks before your you have to make a turn .drive as normal as possible keep a very safe distance following any vehicle.always give yourself extra time to reach your destination.this way you can avoid any confrontations.some confrontations will happen from time to time but at least you've reduced your odds substantially.the road rage driver is looking for someone to fight they will search for someone willing to fight back.remember driving is the most dangerous thing you can do. Remember no matter how new the safest device in your car is you.

6/20/2017 09:10:00 AM  

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