Saturday, June 24, 2017

2017 Ties 2016

  • A cool and wet May helped tamp down the stupidity a bit which was good enough for “at least it’s not as bad as last year”. Now a warmer and therefore more violent June has been running up the score and as of this post, 2017 has now once again tied 2016. Of course this is “unacceptable” and we’ll be on the lookout for new strategies, including but not limited to further depletion of police manpower from the non-warzone parts of town and accelerated development of a supervillan weather control device. 
June will have to finish with a bang (haha) to maintain the pace of last year, but we've noticed the usual cries of "crime is down" from the HQ IP addresses have been mysteriously silent this month.

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25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

And these idiots are going to cancel days off for the 4th...are they doing the same for labor day? Thanksgiving? Christmas? New years? Way to burn out the troops you know nothing merit hacks. PS - fuck your families and days off. The ghetto needs you. - signed Rahm and every merit hack

6/24/2017 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real figures never lie. I predict that 2017 will out score 2016.

6/24/2017 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can saturate the area with more scarecrows
Since their idea is working so well with throwing all these scarecrows I mean police officers in all these boxes throughout the city
Maybe he public is finally starting to figure out scarecrow policing isn't having the effect they hoped it would ☠️

6/24/2017 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that all lakefront lifeguards are being detailed inland to guard the ghetto and lagoons....I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!

6/24/2017 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

smile and wave....it would be fun with shorts on......

6/24/2017 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why even show any posts from those up addresses, bunch of connected assholes over there

6/24/2017 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wondering if a cool and wet May resulted in
more accurate predictions from that expensive, fancy
artificial intelligence machine the city was hornswologed
into leasing to lower the crime rate. Back in the day,
the retired coppers could provide better information.
Oh, but we don't do it that way now. Everything is
scientific and computers rule the day. Is that why
we're broke and the butt of jokes from the late night
talking heads?

6/24/2017 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm has No Plan, nor does he have anyone to produce one. He has alienated his police department like no Mayor before him. The New Use of Force Policy, is litigation waiting to happen and will make cops hesitate to use any kind of force. All of Rahm's Outside Ideas and Outsiders have failed. He is in over his head, which is actually not that high. And the McDonald trial hangs over his neck like a guillotine. The Issue of the Suppression of the Video cannot be ignored were he to seek a Third Term; Which I Think Is Not Going To Happen. Rahm is egomaniacal like Blago; TRAPPED! Both Rahm and Blago saw themselves as International Figures! Blago thought he would be Vice President or at least an Ambassador, and Rahm thought he would also be V.P. on the winning Hillary ticket; were it not for the McDonald Case. Now National Democrats avoid Rahm. When Hillary was running she came to Chicago and made a point of not being seen with Rahm. She would rather be seen with the mother of the dead thug from Ferguson, than be seen with Rahm! What about the Good Old Days, at the Clinton White House? Damn those ignorant and undisciplined Chicago Cops! Surrounded by Outsiders who leave town or go to prison when their solutions fail, Rahm has very few friends these days. The Mag Mile merchants are still upset over BLM on Black Friday, two years in a row. And now the Streeterville and River North Violence shows that he cannot control violent crime anywhere in the city, and I am saying here Violent Crime on the Gold Coast and beaches! A woman shot dead last week in Streeterville, a few days ago, a copper's wife beaten so severely she was on life support, in River North: WHERE IS RAHM'S SOLUTION TO VIOLENT CRIME? WHEN A MAYOR CANNOT CONTROL VIOLENT CRIME IN THE MOST AFFLUENT ENTERTAINMENT DISTRICT OF THE CITY, THAT MAYOR HAS LOST IT ALL! Rahm terms such as "Unacceptable" and "Chicago Values" are a joke and insult to the Victims. The word "Rahmicide" is far more appropriate. Notice the Media no longer calls him the "Godfather", because everyone realizes he is a Joke and Failure as a Leader and Mayor. But the joke is on us, who are dumb enough to reside here or try to run a business here. Before he leaves, we will be inundated with Rahm Taxes, and Rahmicides. There is no Hero riding in on a White or Black horse, or even a Burro. The next Mayoral election will be interesting and Very Sad! Baby"G"

6/24/2017 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"News Affair's" will pick a date,month or hour from previous years and use those stat's for the comparison....You heard it hear first before the 1st of the months news cycle when the superintendent does his morning "news spin"

6/24/2017 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coppers are placing bets on a date and time for the next WeeZee fiasco

6/24/2017 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody cares! We can have a thousand homicides & no one will care. The police are the problem, EJ is our Superintendent and therefore gets a pass because he's a minority. Complete joke! When do these bosses start getting replaced?

6/24/2017 06:56:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

First, keep the line moving.

Then, you can...

Kees me you fool!!!!

6/24/2017 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's funny how most major television networks, newspapers and radio programs report the same crap, never "investigate" any rumor or story, and they don't understand why no one believes them anymore!

They must think if they say it enough, we will believe it. They don't understand that when they say it so much, the channel gets changed, the paper is no longer purchased, the radio station is changed, or better yet, it's all scrapped as B.S. No one listens anymore.

J.J.

6/24/2017 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H. Thompson said...

As always, thanks for the link SCC. Much appreciated.

-WHT

6/24/2017 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say you have 15 or 20 years on. At what point do you get to celebrate a holiday with your family ? Day off cancelled and time due denied ! By the time I have enough time to get a summer vacation my kids will be too old to do things with. I'll be taking my 19 and 21 year old to Disney ???? All for what ? So there is no pension money and crime numbers stay the same ? Or is it so I can spend time having people look at me and spit on the ground and mumble swear words ? A noble profession ? I'll take one that's not so noble and enjoy life !

6/24/2017 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ruins! Ruins! Ruins!
From the south to the west side.
Across the Loop, and over city wide.
The next morn, the sun will rise.
They'll be a hot time in the old town tonight.

6/24/2017 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie is planning on finishing the month strong.

6/24/2017 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to admit delete, have a No Confidence Vote against The Mayor,Superintendant and Governor for not keeping our streets safe and hearing OUR voice A march on City Hall or Michigan Ave with the CFD,Teachers and CPD as well as our families. It's time for a radical change. If the City and State are broke now is the time to penalize those who got us there collectively as a unified voice of anger and frustration. If you don't call out the bad guys they win. The City is spiraling out of control and we need to seriously change the culture. Now is the time for the F.O.P. to reach out to White House and Jeff Sessions to investigate the whole corrupt system and thousands of marchers in our streets might be a start.

6/24/2017 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks Like there is an Increase in the Increase...!

6/24/2017 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Makes sense to me. I'm waiting for a hot sunny day to commit a crime. I would never think of committing a crime on a cool wet day
The weather is always my first consideration before I plan on committing a crime. So does that make Cheryl Scott the channel 7 weather girl my accomplice?

6/24/2017 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Special Ed were a garbage collector (private industry of course) and left as much unattended rubbish on the curb as he's done with the feral criminal element, he would have been long laid-off and done collecting his 26 weeks of unemployment benefits.
Must be the blessing of a compassionate Rahm.

Maybe the gubernatorial candidate, ardent community activist and organizer Tito Hardiman will be the next best replacement for Jugghead Special Ed.
Rahm just isn't convinced so far that KN is the Best Right Man for the Next Right Time™.

6/24/2017 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
We need to admit delete, have a No Confidence Vote against The Mayor,Superintendant and Governor for not keeping our streets safe and hearing OUR voice A march on City Hall or Michigan Ave with the CFD,Teachers and CPD as well as our families. It's time for a radical change. If the City and State are broke now is the time to penalize those who got us there collectively as a unified voice of anger and frustration. If you don't call out the bad guys they win. The City is spiraling out of control and we need to seriously change the culture. Now is the time for the F.O.P. to reach out to White House and Jeff Sessions to investigate the whole corrupt system and thousands of marchers in our streets might be a start.

You would be lucky if you got a few firemen to March. No ding way would the teachers March with us. Just because a few pos are married to teachers doesn't mean the teachers union wants anything to do with us and sure does want to be associated with us

6/24/2017 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are right I don't care

6/25/2017 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is unacceptable and I'm angry and this has got to stop and enough is enough.

6/25/2017 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take them on your furlough

6/25/2017 10:08:00 AM  

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