Friday, August 26, 2016

Can You Taste the Irony?

Filming a video for black lives matter....and gets lit up by....black guys!
  • Chicago rapper King Yella broadcast the aftermath of his own shooting in an Englewood underpass Tuesday evening.

    King Yella, 26, whose real name is Cemone Lewis, said in videos posted to social media that he was shooting a "Black Lives Matter video" when a hail of bullets left him with a gunshot wound in his arm and a graze wound in his side.
And the black disciple twitter feed (who knew they had such a thing?) claims credit for the shooting. The video is at the link.

What was it that mattered again? We keep hearing one thing, but then reality knocks on the door and we see something else.

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119 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

AAAhahahaha.

Except I wish mfers would get the glue-sniffin paper f___ing bag off they face and relate to the fellow human standing next to them.

8/26/2016 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's raining bullets....

8/26/2016 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...Lewis said the video he was shooting Tuesday was part of a "stop the violence movement" he'd been leading. ..."

Apparently, not everyone got the memo.


Quite the volley of shots, but I'm betting no one saw nothin'.

8/26/2016 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous outside lookin' in said...

So tired of BLM and all their BS.

Check out Ryan Lochte's custom Rolls-Royce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzZK1fVSRvY

Now here is a guy who had it SO good and did not have a clue as to how good he had it.

When those endorsement checks dry up (he was already dropped by 4 companies), he'll be trading that Rolls in for cash and wind up driving a 2003 Chevy Cavalier.

For being 32, he was pretty immature and coddled. Welcome to the real word, Ryan.


8/26/2016 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You heard it here first S.L. is taking over 189. He can not be away from "the boxer". Mark my words.

8/26/2016 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup and police are the problem......

8/26/2016 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! If anything ever summed up the futility and idiocy of Black Lives Matter?

Blacks shooting other blacks for what reason? And not a police officer in sight!

8/26/2016 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

The old, tired, sick and heart-broken Policeman
just throws his head back and laughs at these
new "princes" of this city and those who
aid, comfort and support them...

"Why y'all actin' like y'all don't
care about us?"

8/26/2016 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor from R&D that the budget for SGt and LT has been raised. They are adding 100 new LT's and 250 Sgt.

8/26/2016 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous 1600 Roosevelt Avenue said...

"..the black disciple twitter feed (who knew they had such a thing?) claims credit for the shooting. The video is at the link.

"What was it that mattered again?" -- SCC

Videos matter. Twitter feeds matter. "Links" matter." Baby sleeping in other people's backstop-range house, in the back seat across the street a block away, bouncing a ball on the steps, does not matter. BANG BANG the f__k BANG is all that matters.

Technological revolution. People who can't tell their a__ from a hole in the ground doing sophisticated smartphone moves to broadcast their petty atrocities against their own people to the world.

..with great pride.

What was that about "cultural appropriation?" I come from out S&W way. Put our s__t down -- leave it -- so as not to "de-value our brand."

...but, of course, anything you grab and toss in the 5-gal. bucket in the dark after you crash the store door with a stolen pickup is an "entitlement."

8/26/2016 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Chicago rapper King Yella broadcast the aftermath of his own shooting in an Englewood underpass Tuesday evening."

This is singular. Stands by itself as a cameo of latter-day idiocy.

"Broadcast."

Nothing further.

8/26/2016 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And speaking of BL(a)M?

ISP lit two armed robbery committing
mutts on fire at 77th & Vincennes...

>Not saying shit even though they have a mouthful<

These m/fers are trying to take it to any and all
law enforcement but CPD bears the brunt because
this city is led by a pandering coward of a manling.

Shit vs. Going blind.
Rahm is beside himself.

8/26/2016 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hilarious.

8/26/2016 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

"Chicago rapper King Yella broadcast the aftermath of his own shooting in an Englewood underpass Tuesday evening."

YAAAhaha.

This s__t bears no relation to the real world the rest of us live in.

You are admiring yourselves -- even as you die -- between parallel mirrors, reflecting an infinite, receding, vanishing-point view of nothing at all.

Nothing that is worth a moment's notice.

"PUT DOWN THAT SMARTPHONE -- I WANT TO GROW UP!"

Overall, I hold out little hope for the present as this sudden, electronically-propelled bustout trend multiplies logarithmically.

Where have the gigantic, Pullman-suitcase-sized, 26 D-cell "ghetto-blasters," the monstrous BFRs of yesteryear, gone?

Landfill too, huh?

This sort of mindless crowdkilling will inevitably reach its peak -- like the swarm of ants three stories up, appearing in my cat's dinner bowl as the local insect population increased, drawn by seemingly inexhaustible food sources.

Cat looks perplexed trying to get his snack. Poor guy looking up at me, WTF.

I clean up, spray all the cracks, and then spoon out a fresh meal. Not to worry -- the phenomenon will die off again momentarily.

Natural cycles.

Question being: how much murderous, brainless stupidity, how much dreadful noise and sheer f___ing annoyance do aw'yaw propose to inflict as you, in your turn, inevitably go down the great Playground Slide Of Evolution?

Don't answer that.

8/26/2016 03:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounded like his "Black Lives Matter video" crew returned fire.

8/26/2016 03:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's entertainment!

8/26/2016 04:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Filming a video for the black lives matter....and gets lit up by.... the black lives don't matter!

8/26/2016 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If King Yella keeps this up, he's never going to make it to "Old Yella."

8/26/2016 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he can edit the video to make it look like he was shot by racist white cops. This way the day wouldn't be a total loss.

8/26/2016 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who Ya Gonna Call??

8/26/2016 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon dawg, practice so next time you get a bullseye.

8/26/2016 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is not a movie. It is a cartoon that a bunch of CPS students with what amount to third grade educations will produce. Then Staci Baca will report an Award winning news story to us on ABC 7 which I will miss because I stopped watching crap like this permeating the the news media.

8/26/2016 06:13:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

King Yella? Such creativity. Better luck next time.

8/26/2016 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like justice. They're just policing themselves. I wouldn't want to get in the way of civil order.

8/26/2016 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HaHaHa, LMAO......Its sounded like there were rounds being fired both crews.

8/26/2016 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA! HA! HA! LOL!

Good! I hope it happens more often!

8/26/2016 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think my favorite part of the video is when Queen Yella's boys chase after the car and shoot back. "Black lives matter" so much that even when filming a "black lives matter" video, you have to make sure to have illegal guns on you to illegally shoot at a rival gang in a fleeing vehicle. Police can't shoot at a vehicle if it's stolen and the thief is trying to run them over, but who wants to bet Queen Yella's boys don't even get arrested or charged with anything? If by some miracle they are charged, what are the odds that they will be charged with anything substantial? It's safer and easier to avoid being arrested and charged with a crime by just joining a gang and popping off rounds on video instead of being the police. There's your irony.

8/26/2016 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#NotTheOnion

Lets all hope the U Chicago letter about safe spaces and trigger warnings marks a turning point in this sort of "progressive" dumb-fuckery. There are only so many gang bangers you can trying turning into MLK before people starting realizing both you and your ostensibly social justice cause are fucking stupid. Good luck to all Democrats, chasing the stupid-bandwagon at the DNC will surely serve you well.

8/26/2016 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeez.....All I can say is.......BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........

8/26/2016 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keeping it real...or some such babble.

8/26/2016 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't terrorist groups usually claim credit after the fact?

J.J.

8/26/2016 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious.

8/26/2016 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"92 deaths, 2,623 bullets: Tracking every Chicago police shooting over 6 years"

The fibune just can't move on.

8/26/2016 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More irony:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758990/Five-officers-refused-service-Louisville-Taco-Bell-staff-threatened-mess-didn-t-leave.html

Bottom line said many times on this insignificant blog (department called it that) bring your lunch the scum that work at many of these places are criminals been arrested only job they can get. "Mess with police they said" what if they would of poisoned coppers, or put sharp object in food like happened to me many years ago in 010th district in August 1987 had a turkey club sandwich at restaurant on cermak never sick in my life went home not feeling well went to bathroom blood literally poured out filling toilet cfd called rushed to hospital with police escort many old timers from 010 know my story had to have major surgery 13 days in hospital coded out massive blood loss thanks to Christ hospital I survived will never be 100% but was able to retire, off about 6 months many blonde d transfusions in the rest of my career brought lunch or if at restaurants knew who was making my food, in times like these they have self service follow d stations in many stores, use them. Sure something could happen after serving yourself but at least you know being the police you were not targeted because of your uniform! I have a scar from chest to past belly button from surgery please think where you eat!

8/26/2016 08:30:00 AM  
Blogger grunt archangel said...

Love this post from the GD'S to faher flaber

Not a word about the 6 yr old shot huh @MichaelPfleger? You are a good little sheeple for the democrat libs with the cop shootings thou...

8/26/2016 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOH!!

8/26/2016 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the BD's twitter knows Obama is a communist

https://twitter.com/Wavy_Crockett79/status/767068138584285184

8/26/2016 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19-P Squad, can I have lunch now!!!!

8/26/2016 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That giant red hat (beret maybe?) is hilarious

8/26/2016 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's an epidemic here in this city and I can't quite put my finger on what the root of all this is. If I were an outsider looking in and relied on the news for answers I could only assume that the POLICE are the problem that plagues this city and it's minorities.That being said the mayor seems to really care about all the citizens and the taxpayers too!

8/26/2016 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the giggle this morning.

8/26/2016 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Pigpen said...

I would rather watch an endless loop of "Quigly Down Under" than this clown' s video.

8/26/2016 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hilarious! Those damn Swedes keep shooting at everyone!

8/26/2016 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Twitter feed is unreal. It's the Parkway Gardens set - aren't they part of the supposed truce called by Corey Brooks?
I especially love their post on 8/23:
"Does anyone know when #blacklivesmatter gonna help the flood victims in Louisiana? If it motivates you to help just blame white ppl for it."

8/26/2016 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im sorry, i cant stop laughing.........

somebody hit me

8/26/2016 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2016/08/25/cops-living-in-rvs-outside-san-jose-police-department/

8/26/2016 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does that red shirt say? Dude behind the singer? Heart city money?

8/26/2016 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the flash on my scanner, 2 guys driving a black carriage with a white horse wearing black hats, one referred to the other as Jeb, last seen clopping away southbound. Damm Amish.

8/26/2016 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwahahaaa!!!! Love it when reality slaps these asshats in the kisser.

8/26/2016 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmfao! You can't teach common sense! You have it or you don't, this dumbass doesn't

8/26/2016 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aren't you supposed to have a permit to film in the city of Chicago?

8/26/2016 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"King Yella, 26, whose real name is Cemone Lewis..."
Folks with funny names are 98.9% more likely to be shot-kilt.
And there's not one weak handed scientific algorithmic internet egghead to debunk it.

8/26/2016 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Irony here is directly from lyinghillary chief of staffs journal, "bill bombed iraq to avoid monica scandal":

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758922/Bill-Clinton-bombed-Iraq-distract-Monica-scandal-Huma-Abedin-s-Muslim-journal-claimed-boss-s-husband.html

Again clinton lied and many innocents died! Kind of like rahm lying about police manpower as he again wants to reform police, guess since he worked for liars in charge the apple did not fall far from the tree rahm!

8/26/2016 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised.

8/26/2016 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heyjackass's Chicago murder clock ("a person is murdered every x minutes and y seconds") just broke below the 12:00 hour mark for the first time since I've been keeping track (admittedly not that long/this year). It's a rolling average for the year.

The pace is picking up.

8/26/2016 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Equally as ironic is the supposed GD twitter account linked in that article; spouting off about how BLM should go help those in Louisana and how Father Faker is a joke.

https://twitter.com/Wavy_Crockett79

8/26/2016 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now thats entertainment to bad not a kill shot, now we will have to listen to this gang banging thug more! Here is irony the kkk leader endorses hillary clinton as she lies about Trump:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/08/video-kkk-grand-dragon-endorses-hillary-clinton/

Can the clintons or rahm ever tell the truth?

8/26/2016 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is why I stopped being a liberal in my teens. I held up reality next to what Tom Brokaw & Walter Cronkite were telling me. They didn't match.

8/26/2016 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's always about supervision, however, the key is to have competent people who know what they're doing, unlike merit, affirmative action-based promotions. I don't care if black, Hispanic, female, or transgender people get promoted as long as they know what they're doing and can lead in a professional way.

8/26/2016 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Hey SCC!
Speaking of "Can You Taste the Irony?"

A big SPLASHY headline over at the fibune online:

-92 deaths, 2,623 bullets:
Tracking every Chicago
police shooting over 6
years-

The editor for the listed reporters;
Jennifer Smith-Richards, Angela Caputo, Todd Lighty
and Jason Meisner, needs to be kicked in his/her ass
for letting this astounding piece of anti-Police bias
ever see the light of day and the willfully ignorant
lack of context that accompanies it.

As for the reporters, we truly hope that they and theirs
will soon have a very sore need for Chicago Police
presence/service after they've been rubbed-on by the
urban death cultists we're dealing with out here.

Now...
Let's revisit and revise that donkey-dunged headline
shall we?

(Numbers are off the top of our tired little Po-leece head)

"3,500+ deaths, over 15,000 shot, 100's of thousands
of bullets fired. Tracking every Chicago shooting
over 6 years."

See?
Easy...
But?

Keeping the anti-Police narrative and agenda
hotted-up to a powerful boil is what matters
most to the usual suspects.

The pantyless cheerleaders turn flips and shout:
"YAY! Here comes Police Reform, NOOOO LUBE!"

The only m/fers cheering are the members of
Dude Inc. and it doesn't take much to see they're
the only ones in the damned stadium.

Be forever mindful...
USMC Rules of Gunfighting*
(As very necessarily adopted by CPD)

#12: In combat, there are no rules:
Always cheat = Always win.
No prizes are ever awarded to
Policemen honorably winning 2nd
place in armed encounters with Dude.

#19: WATCH THEIR HANDS!
Hands kill... In GOD We Trust.
Everyone else, get your hands up
where we can see 'em.

#21: The faster you finish the fight,
the less shot you'll be.

#22: Be polite. Be professional.
But have a plan in mind to kill
everything/everyone that dares
get in the way of you going home
to your loved ones safe and uninjured.

The fools in charge want to re-write
law and overturn reason and common
sense to compel Policemen to honorably
take a bullet before being allowed to
defend himself but not so hard as to
legally inflict harm or cause fear
to the protected species of death
cultists now swaggering this city
unchecked and virtually ungovernable
due to perpetual grievance, liberal
feel-goodery and political cowardice.

Police Like You Have No friends.

8/26/2016 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Englewood almost lost another lyrical entrepreneur genius. Just reviewed the lyrics from this lyrical genius from his Chucky from Chiraq track. What's up with all the n-language? Absolutely disgusting. Love the costumes in the video. Who would believe the BLM movement could be associated with a rapper who uses the n-word in all of his recorded lyrical masterpieces.

8/26/2016 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consider this. If all the S.S.L. scores of his crew were added up and you received a check for that dollar amount, it would amount to a fat stack of benjamins.

8/26/2016 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ZFG baby. Zero f##s given

8/26/2016 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for the emergency rooms to turn away gang members.

8/26/2016 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now time for a quick intermission... 🐖💨💩

8/26/2016 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I though the 100 shooters identified by SSL labels were recently rounded up by the plainclothes police at the facility kiddy corner to the modern day freedom square on Homan Avenue. Looks like the slick boys cast their wide SSL fishnets. They may have arrested a 100 or so big tunas, but it appears some of the minnows are still at large in the big sea. In the infinite wisdom of the mayor, the black disciples need to take it in the alley not the underpass. An immortal thought of spontaneous mayoral brilliance to live or die by.

8/26/2016 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't make this shit up.

8/26/2016 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

King Yella...good one. We have "Old Yeller" .

8/26/2016 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous me said...

2nd round of shots sure sounds like to came from Yella's crew. Nothing like showing up strapped to a non-violence protest video/ event

8/26/2016 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Until Black America admits there is a problem the "Community" will just continue its death spiral.

8/26/2016 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





Must be Trump or Rauner's fault.



8/26/2016 02:54:00 PM  
Blogger TimC said...

Anybody else think it was staged for pubicity?

8/26/2016 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"92 deaths, 2,623 bullets: Tracking every Chicago police shooting over 6 years"

"The fibune just can't move on."

8/26/2016 08:26:00 AM

Taglines for searchers here --

Chicago Tribune

Peter Nickeas

Now --

Tribune editorial slant would seem to be rapidly undoing any goodwill Pete Nickeas' good work might have done.

The facts --

Chicago - Final 2015 Totals
Shot & Killed: 444
Shot & Wounded: 2552
Total Shot: 2996

Chicago - Police-Involved Shootings in 2015
Shot & Killed: 9
Shot & Wounded: 16

8/26/2016 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckin priceless...

8/26/2016 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT...SCC, I just want to share in my disgust with a recent event. On 20-Aug a prisoner escaped from Ressurection Hospital. That's not the worst part. The prisoner was caught a couple days later and charged with escape. He went in front of Judge Raines and pled Guilty and received a $270 fine and ONE day of SWAP! WTF!!!! What's stopping any other prisoner from doing the same thing!? It cost the city way more in OT for processing this asshat than the recovered fines! This City is upside-down.

8/26/2016 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so black lives really matter!

8/26/2016 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tribute gets it right.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-heckling-and-gunfire-as-police-investigate-shooting-we-re-just-playing-20160826-story.html

8/26/2016 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-heckling-and-gunfire-as-police-investigate-shooting-we-re-just-playing-20160826-story.html

Cheeks out the video. These guys repeatedly said they were going to beat the cops ass... right to the cops face. Come on guys. If u let them talk to u like that then u know how much harder it will be for the next cops. Call in back up, use your tasers, whatever u got to do but lock those mother fuckers up. You're going to let them say that shit right to ur face? Now thousands other watching that video see that and think it's ok, the police can't do shit. What is this job coming to.

8/26/2016 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no problems in the black community. When Trump talked about violence in the black community the Hillary people promptly said that is "racist." The only problem the democratics see in the black community is the out of control police.

8/26/2016 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heard the flash on my scanner, 2 guys driving a black carriage with a white horse wearing black hats, one referred to the other as Jeb, last seen clopping away southbound. Damm Amish.
++++

Holy shit, that had me laughing so hard. Good one man, thanks for the laugh.

8/26/2016 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

-------------------------
Now that's entertainment!
8/26/2016 04:42:00 AM
-------------------------

To whoever penned this quip - t/y for a ginormous LOL. Made my day.

8/26/2016 06:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO! That didn't look like a Chicago PD cruiser. The look on his face is priceless! Like "Oh Fuck!"

8/26/2016 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...


Rumor from R&D that the budget for SGt and LT has been raised. They are adding 100 new LT's and 250 Sgt.

8/26/2016 12:51:00 AM

Thereby depleting the rank of blue shirts by 250.
Soon, we'll have nothing left but white shirts on the job.
HIRE SOME POLICE OFFICERS, EMANUEL!!!

8/26/2016 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...


Aren't you supposed to have a permit to film in the city of Chicago?

8/26/2016 11:18:00 AM

Hell, no. Not if you a ACTIVIST, baby.

8/26/2016 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No stats posted for this weekend at heyjackass.com yet . . .

Week in Progress (8/21 – 8/27)
Total Shootings: 82
Shot & Wounded: 68
Shot & Killed: 14
Total Homicides: 18

August to Date
Total Shootings: 373
Shot & Wounded: 309
Shot & Killed: 64
Total Homicides: 74

Year to Date
Total Shootings: 2789
Shot & Wounded: 2361
Shot & Killed: 428
Total Homicides: 476

2016 Current Shot Clock Standings
A shooting occurs every 2:03
A homicide occurs every 12:00

2015 Final Shot Clock Standings
A shooting occurs every 2:55
A homicide occurs every 17:29

2014 Final Shot Clock Standings
A shooting occurs every 3:19
A homicide occurs every 19:12

*2013 Final Shot Clock Standings
A shooting occurs every 4:00
A homicide occurs every 19:15

* There is no shot clock for 2013 at heyjackass.com
Numbers were derived by dividing 8760 (hours in a standard year) by the number of shootings and by dividing 8760 by number of killings. I'll crunch some more numbers through the weekend and calculate the shot clocks for 2009-2012.*

Note to SCC - I am still working on the monster spread sheet comparing Chicago with a similar sized city in terms of geography. Thanks to HJ, tons of data for Chicago is easily available. Other sources are much more of a pain to sort through. The other city had a panicky headline last Monday, about how 3 whole people got ventilated over the course of a weekend. Gott in Himmel! Despite the two cities being close in geographic area, there just ain't as much lead flying around. I think the gravity in Chicago is under strength or something.

8/26/2016 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Natural selection. Darwin nailed it.

8/26/2016 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is right up there with the Slum Times the other day with the third generation, at least, gangsta Grandma calling for a "War on Guns". And since it was her 14yo gangsta grandson kilt she is now calling for the Police to "they got to stop these young men and search them for guns all the time out here", I guess she didnt hear about the Constitution and the new rules for searching. Actually they are several hundred years old.

But from cheer Leader to victim at 1200 fps and she changed her tune. All of a sudden they want "shit to stop" when its there kid getting x'ed.

My gun is holstered for good. I admit defeat, the war is lost.

8/26/2016 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Obama had a son would he look like King Yella?

8/26/2016 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Possibly a music critic?

8/26/2016 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rapper down, rapper down! Oh the humanity...... NOT.

8/26/2016 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damned fool's can't get anything right

8/26/2016 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baltimore resident's complaining post Freddie g the cops don't do their job.

http://tinyurl.com/zjvoqj2

8/26/2016 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait till this fucking city comes out with the new use of force police for the police. First step reason with attacker, second step after a pause warning, third step after a pause defend yourself. Dont forget about getting the approval from the community prior to leting the exempts see the order. This job is done. There is no reason any officer should jeprodize his life to make any kind of arrest. Let the victims go see a judge and get a warrant, then we can hit the house wil 15 cops with shields and rifles. FUCK IT. No arrest warrant no arrest.

8/26/2016 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Tough situation for these cops. On one had I would want to beat these kids punk asses, on the other wouldn't want to lose my job.

Isn't that messed up where people can get in a cop's face and shit talk with no consequence. Seriously wtf. How is this even tolerated? (again not the cop's fault I know it's cause of the slow pussification of police nationwide)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-heckling-and-gunfire-as-police-investigate-shooting-we-re-just-playing-20160826-story.html

8/26/2016 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He has far more street cred now that he been shot. I bet its worth millions because unfortunately the mutton head survived.

8/26/2016 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I laughed out loud at his dashiki, which looks like someone unearthed it from the musty attic of an old Black Panther crackhouse.

P.S. I'm in my late twenties, from suburban Detroit, and had the opportunity during high school to spend a lot of time hanging out in Detroit Public Schools (specifically their high schools) on 'diversity exchanges', wherein I would witness NOTHING but screaming, rapping, rap battles and nonstop fighting for the duration of the school day.

Every single male I encountered and talked to aspired to be a professional rapper and/or rap producer. They ALL come from the most disturbing and dispiriting backgrounds, like (perfect example) De'Shawn, IQ of 80, idolizes incarcerated drug dealers, a guy who got dumped with abusive grandma permanently as a toddler because mama was apparently too busy hustling and bringing around new abusive boyfriends. Why take care of her offspring in any way (non-sanctioned by government largesse) when there's the 8-Trey Hustlaz Rollin' Chedda Crips right there on the block providing parenting?

They're all doomed. I really believe it's only going to get worse. The theft of trillions of dollars over the past hundred-plus years, straight from suburban white taxpayers to fund these people's horror-show lives, is enough to make you weep.

8/26/2016 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you read the BLM agenda? It's clear to see who they hate and the types this group is targeting. They want a guaranteed livable income, free education for life, and free childcare. And they also want all criminals in jail/prisons on drug offenses and prostitution to be immediately released and their records expunged. They also want an end to past criminal history determining eligibility for things like loans, education, jobs, housing,and licenses. And an "end to money bail", which includes, mandatory fines, fees, court surcharges and “defendant funded” court proceedings. Oh and they want 16 year old kids to be able to vote in elections. And a lot more stuff. And Hillary is on their side with all this? smh.


http://www.dailywire.com/news/8002/how-radical-left-black-lives-matter-heres-full-james-barrett

8/26/2016 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When society figures out that Black Lives Don't Care only then will Black Lives Matter.

8/26/2016 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm isn't going to Israel he's going to Cuba why do you think he went there? Bank on it.

8/26/2016 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al Capone lives .. what assswipes .. complaining about Mickey Ds and Walgreens closing on King ..LOL

8/26/2016 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"...2nd round of shots sure sounds like to came from Yella's crew..."


Private Citizen Concealed Carry... People wanted it and now they got it. There's a downside to that madness and this will certainly continue.

Be safe out there!


8/26/2016 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for the emergency rooms to turn away gang members.

8/26/2016 12:42:00 PM

Christ turned into crap hole when one of these Genius gets shot and turns up in ICU

8/26/2016 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"King Yella, 26, whose real name is Cemone Lewis..."
Folks with funny names are 98.9% more likely to be shot-kilt.
And there's not one weak handed scientific algorithmic internet egghead to debunk it.


Great post. Thank you. Too funny.

8/26/2016 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn those democrats just keep on making them peoples a waste land!

8/26/2016 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Tribune Video 26 AUG 2016. Online
Under the headline of police being taunted at shooting scene.....

Wonder if the liberals understand that this shit is NORMAL in the ghetto? All day, all night.....
Nothing to do, no jobs to go to, no school to attend, just hang out all day, with their $700 phones, their $300 jeans, weed in their pocket, gun in their crotch....4 generations of NO fathers in the home, no education, unable to speak proper English.....totally un-employable in any job...but police are the problem?

Stay safe out there, my brothers and sisters.....do not let little jerkoffs like these pull your chains and get you on video so they can win the ghetto lottery....





8/26/2016 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Post the lists of OT SCABS working Labor Day and treat them like the shortsighted scumbags they are. If you work in a District reliant on V.R.I. maybe it's time for you and your watch to "throw a shoe". It's time to play hardball with these assholes.

8/26/2016 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the City not fulfilling its hiring requirements nor its pension obligations Rahm is essentially rubbing one off on you and your Moms chin. Take a pass on Labor Day dumbasses!

8/26/2016 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2nd round of shots sure sounds like to came from Yella's crew. Nothing like showing up strapped to a non-violence protest video/ event

8/26/2016 02:19:00 PM

Non-violence? BLM isn't about non-violence. It's about violence against the police, especially white police. It's about riots that they and the media call protests. It's about ignoring the real violence and pretending the police are responsible for the deaths of innocent people who didn't do anything wrong. BLM "protesters" are just criminals banding together behind a wall of lies to shift blame and ignore the real problem. Black people are killing and raping and robbing more black people than anyone could ever even imagine. What BLM and this whole media perpetuation of the lies have accomplished is that now the violent crime is spreading to include non-black victims. White people and the police have been inaccurately labeled as the problem, the police have been neutered, and it's now open season on non-blacks. Take a stroll through previously low-crime areas of the city at night and see the roving bands of black males just looking for victims. Just make sure you're packing so you can shoot the bastards when they try to target you. When the victims start fighting back, and especially if the attackers are killed, maybe then can we start to feel safe again.

8/27/2016 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Private Citizen Concealed Carry... People wanted it and now they got it. There's a downside to that madness and this will certainly continue.

Be safe out there!


8/26/2016 10:53:00 PM

You think the guys running after the car and firing guns are licensed to carry concealed? Holy shit, you're the dumbest person alive.

8/27/2016 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Private Citizen Concealed Carry... People wanted it and now they got it. There's a downside to that madness and this will certainly continue.
If you,or anyone believes that lawful concealed carry holders are responsible for these inner city and shootings and mayhem, you are an idiot. It is a citizens Constitutional Right to use and carry a weapon in order to protect himself from criminals,whether you like it or not. Thugs have been shooting and maiming each other for ever,regardless of the law.

8/27/2016 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The video was part of a "stop the violence" movement" [Yella] has been leading."

That's why the whole crew was in an underpass with guns.

This is somehow, uh, less than convincing?

How about an extensive Tribune study, "DEATH BY RAP -- "VIDEOS" A VECTOR OF VIOLENCE."

"Meet me at the mall -- it's goin' down.

"Meet me at the club -- it's goin' down."

8/27/2016 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Chicago rapper King Yella broadcast the aftermath of his own shooting in an Englewood underpass Tuesday evening."

Englewood used to be an important place. Here's what used to be up on top of those viaducts -- Englewood Union Station, with hundreds of trains per day. Here, the Broadway Limited in 1965.

https://tinyurl.com/hpg6hvr

Everything gone now. Passenger trains, station -- nothing there anymore except truck trailers, floodlights, and railroad police.

In 1954, a little white kid in shorts could stand up there with his dad, watching the trains. After 1964, freight crews had to keep the engine windows closed because of the rock-throwers, and the caboose locked to ward off armed robbers who'd try to board. Crewmen who had to step out on the caboose platform to pick up paper train orders from the tower did so with a burning red fusee in their hand -- animals are scared of fire.

We were closer to Englewood, but would take the long way around, going all the way downtown to LaSalle Street Station to board our train in safety.

So much has been taken from us -- so little given back except noise, disorder, dirt and danger.

I mourn for my city.

8/27/2016 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...2nd round of shots sure sounds like to came from Yella's crew..."

"Private Citizen Concealed Carry... People wanted it and now they got it. There's a downside to that madness and this will certainly continue."

8/26/2016 10:53:00 PM

Oh, ha, probably not a single legitimately-purchased gun on a 4473, not a single FOID, not a single CCL for a mile around there.

8/27/2016 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Rahm isn't going to Israel he's going to Cuba why do you think he went there? Bank on it."

8/26/2016 10:42:00 PM

Probably as Ari's emissary to try to pave the way for Uber.

Uber has lost about $1.5 billion in the first two quarters of this year, a real disaster. I think they may have overextended themselves by moving on China. Watch for Ari's parachute to open any minute now as he bails out with his duffle bag of money, D.B. Cooper-style.

8/27/2016 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...


Rahm isn't going to Israel he's going to Cuba why do you think he went there? Bank on it.

8/26/2016 10:42:00 PM

For months, I've been saying he's got to be wearing out his copy of Rosetta Stone Spanish, All Levels.
I wonder if Amy's going back to D.C. or she'll continue to play along.

8/27/2016 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmcPg8VGJDg

If you go to 21 second mark and play at quarter speed, right as the camera is getting pulled away you can make out a guy from the crew getting shot at in the background getting a gun pointed back at the car.

8/27/2016 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Rahm isn't going to Israel he's going to Cuba why do you think he went there? Bank on it."

8/26/2016 10:42:00 PM

"Probably as Ari's emissary to try to pave the way for Uber."

8/27/2016 11:54:00 AM

That, and to "promote" GuevaraFest and FidelStock and other lucrative music-in-the-mud events. Maybe a Batista/Meyer Lansky-style alliance to further a casino resurgence there, too.

Smell of money wafting across the sea...they will come.

8/27/2016 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How about an extensive Tribune study, "DEATH BY RAP -- "VIDEOS" A VECTOR OF VIOLENCE."

"Meet me at the mall -- it's goin' down.

"Meet me at the club -- it's goin' down."

8/27/2016 10:43:00 AM

Popular all over the country --

Man is shot dead at nightclub party hosted by Young Jeezy in Virginia Beach

* A man was shot dead at a club where Young Jeezy was hosting a party
* The Virginia Beach club called Club Embassy has a history of shootings
* A video posted to social media allegedly shows the dead man on the floor
* In the clip, a woman appears to give the man chest compression
* The man shot dead is believed to be Demetrius 'Yang' Darnell McCloud


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3761749/Man-shot-dead-nightclub-throwing-party-hosted-Young-Jeezy-Virginia-Beach.html

Wouldn't be a party without at least one killing.

8/27/2016 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courtesy of the savage beast created by the crook county judicial system.

8/29/2016 12:19:00 AM  

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