Sunday, August 02, 2015

If Obama Had a Son...

  • A man was ordered held on a $250,000 bond Friday after police said he left a suspicious backpack a block away from President Barack Obama’s Kenwood neighborhood home.

    Prosecutors allege the man also claimed to be President Obama's son
Sorry, the comedy value of this one alone was worth the post.

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23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was just on the phone with his college advisor... It's worked for others, I 've been told!

8/02/2015 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he trayvon's long lost twin brother?

8/02/2015 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure Barry has a son somewhere.

8/02/2015 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Comedy gold.

P.S. Ronda Rousey is badass.


--No Cop Here

8/02/2015 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me guess: The backpack was as empty as Dad's campaign rhetoric ?

8/02/2015 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like the punchline to the old joke:

Audience: What was in the backpack?

Comedian: It was full of bullshit, just like this story.

8/02/2015 04:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is his birth certificate top secret too???

8/02/2015 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great God! It's...

>strutting backwards down the middle of the street at 4 AM, shouting up at some third-floor window<

"TrayVON! TrayVON!"

This is getting metaphysical. I'm outta here.

8/02/2015 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not funny SCC. I was on scene, this 20 yoa kid is mentally disturbed and needed a mental evaluation not a CB#.

8/02/2015 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper. 1954-2015

8/02/2015 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was in the backpack, besides dirty socks and underwear?

8/02/2015 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like him maybe it could be his illegitimate son?

8/02/2015 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sons are so wonderful.

8/02/2015 01:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:57
Jenkum

8/02/2015 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did he have in the backpack? Skittles?

8/02/2015 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous tombstone pizza guy said...

Maybe he will have a son during his third term

8/02/2015 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What was in the backpack, besides dirty socks and underwear?

8/02/2015 11:57:00 AM


Old bus passes, old condoms, a stolen wallet and a card from Leak & Sons Funeral Homes

8/02/2015 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mental eval HAHAHA not with all the cuts to mental health! We will see him again

8/02/2015 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...and a card from Leak & Sons Funeral Homes"

8/02/2015 06:13:00 PM

"Leak & Sons Funeral Homes offer a full line of quality end of life services. We have a large selection of caskets, urns, and clothing to fit every budget."

8/03/2015 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...this 20 yoa kid is mentally disturbed and needed a mental evaluation not a CB#."

8/02/2015 08:20:00 AM

Lot of perfectly sane people need help they'll never get -- and they're not messing around the barricades at the President's house, either.

Too clean and quiet and polite to be noticed.

No matter. They will be gone soon enough, to make room for some manless "blended family" of 3 women and 17 kids, none with the same last name.

THEN you will get calls for service.

8/03/2015 03:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AND IF Obama HAD A CAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE CECIL


See America- you have Chicago politics on a nation-wide scale now. I bet the US of A is the laughing stock of the whole world.

8/03/2015 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's your daddy?

8/07/2015 01:02:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I can be your daddy.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/08/2015 06:49:00 AM  

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